YJ .:. Pencil Sharpener by Janna-Hawkins, literature
Literature
YJ .:. Pencil Sharpener
It was a quiet day for the team. Robin was working on some paperwork when he noticed something nearby which caused him to grin.
"Hey, Wally, c'mere a minute!"
Kid Flash zoomed into the room with a manic smile. "What, Robin? Ohhh hello there, beautiful!"
Robin tried to hide his smile as he watched Wally pick up the item fron the table. "What are you doing?"
"Never mind that, where did this lovely lady come from?"
"Uhh that's M'gann's pencil sharpener."
"What?" Wally asked absently as he smoothed down the frilly green cloth surrounding the tool.
"Pencil. Sharpener."
Kid Flash's face paled and he dropped the item. "But...but it has a SKI
"How much food do you think you eat every day?"
"I dunno, it's not like I keep track," Wally replied, taking another bite from his chocolate bar.
"So a lot."
"Probably."
Artemis slowly shook her head. "Yeesh. I don't even want to imagine what your grocery bill looks like."
"Hey! I happen to need to eat this much to keep going. Can't run at super-sonic speeds without something to fuel it, now can I?"
"I guess not. Just don't expect me to buy all your food once we get married. It's not like I'm made of money."
"Of course n-wait what?"
"Nothing, Baywatch. Finish your candy bar."
"Master Link."
"Yes, Fi?"
"I am...somewhat puzzled"
"About?"
"Your attire seems to be very inappropriate for our current situation."
"How so?"
"We are in monster-filled territory. Your undergarments will provide at most 10% protection if we are attacked."
"Well then maybe we should be very quiet so my swim isn't interrupted."
"...yes, Master Link."